A Man In A Scotland Bar

Old Man:

"Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by stone with me own two hands. I piled if for months. But do they call me McGreggor-the Fence-Builder? Nooooo...."

Then the old man gestured at the bar. "Look here at the bar. Do ya see how smooth and just it is? I planed that surface down by me own achin' back. I carved that woo with me own hard labour, for eight days. But do they call me Mc Greggor-the-Bar-builder? Noooo...."

Then the old man points out the window.

"Eh, Laddy, look out to sea. Do ya see the pier that stretches out as far as the eye can see? I built that pier with the sweat off me back. I nailed it board by board. But do they call me McGreggor-the-Pier-Builder? Noooo...."

Then the old man looks around nervously, trying to make sure no one is paying attention.

"But ya fuck one goat...."