Thursday, March 5, 2009

In The News

MACE, EXTENTIONS FLY IN A 7-ELEVEN

An all-out brawl at a Florida 7-Eleven ended with fake hair littering the ground. According to the "St. Petersburg Times," the six-person fight started when one group said "something slick" to the other group. After a pocketbook was thrown at one of the vehicles, both groups approached each other. Two people were maced, and one had 25 hair extensions yanked out. Cops say one woman also used a can of boiled peanuts as a weapon. All six people were cited for rioting and criminal mischief. Cops say one of the women signed her citation with a four-letter expletive.

NEW YORK SPA OFFERS PECULIAR FACIAL

A New York spa is offering a peculiar new skin treatment, the Geisha "Bird Poop" Facial. Master aesthetician Shizuka Bernstein says the treatment is the latest innovation in skin care. The most important ingredient in the popular facial treatment is powdered nightingale droppings. Bernstein says the fecal matter was the secret ingredient used by traditional Geishas to remove makeup. She says the droppings brighten, heal and retexturize the skin. Bernstein says the droppings are sanitized throught exposure to ultraviolet light which kills off the bacteria. The dried droppings are then milled into power and applied to the skin.

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