Thursday, February 9, 2012

Sex and Famous Quotes

 "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
 "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? 
Me neither."
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." 
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for 
a date on Saturday night." 
 "My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter 
what she's reading."
 "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
 "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
 "Woman need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
 "Accordingly to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
 "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
 "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain an a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

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