Friday, April 15, 2011

Woe To A 10 Year Old

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bee's.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you wont tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups dont really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.

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