A wife was dying, with her husband by her side. She said in a tired voice, "There's some things I must confess."
He says, "Shhh There's nothing to confess. Everything's alright."
The wife says, "No I must die in peace. I fucked yo brother, yo best friend, his best friend and yo father."
The husband says, "I know, thats why I poisoned your ass, now close your eyes!"