Monday, December 29, 2008

Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

  • Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

  • Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

  • The proctologist called ...they found your head..

  • Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.

  • Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

  • Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

  • WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

  • Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one..

  • Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

  • Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

  • Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

  • Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

  • Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.


  • Hang up and drive!!

And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to Canada ...now speak English

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