Beer - the other white meat.

For those of you that are blind, it says

She told me we couldn't afford
beer anymore and that I would
have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65
for makeup.

I asked her how come I had to
give up stuff and she didn't.

She said she needed the makeup
to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.