Friday, July 29, 2011

How Was I Born??

Daddy, how was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other.
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

Scroll down...You'll love this ....

You got MALE!!

Saturday, July 23, 2011

OMG!! Dave Chappelle Bombed Last Night ;(

Make no mistake.....Dave is still one of my favorite comedians and one of the funniest cats in the game!!!!!

Friday, July 1, 2011