Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Mother Goose For Older Folks

Life is short. Break the rules.
Forgive quickly.
Kiss slowly.

Love truly.
Laugh uncontrollably,
and never regret anything.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Dont Do Drugs

You can close your mouth now!!!!

Let THIS be your lesson ... Don't do drugs!

Pennsylvania Police Stories Volume 1

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pittsburgh , PA. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said,'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.'
He replied ' Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled,and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

The Happiness Fairy