1) Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all!!!
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2) Yelling at me for barking.I'M A DAMN DOG
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3) Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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4) Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
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5) Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
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6) The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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7) Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
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8) Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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9) Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
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10) How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.--------------------------------------------------
Now lay off me on some of these things.We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up YOUR poop do you? A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE;CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
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