Taoism - Shit happens
Hinduism - This shit happened before
Confucianism - Confucius say: Shit happens
Buddhism - It is only the illusion of shit happening
Zen - What is the sound of shit happening
Islam - If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehovah's Witnesses - Knock, Knock: "Shit happens"
Atheism - Ther is no such thing as shit
Agnosticism - Maybe shit happens, and maybe not
Protestantism - Shit wont happen if I work harder
Catholicism - If shit happens, I deserve it
Judaism - Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism - Send money or shit will happen to you
Rastafarian - Smoke that shit
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