Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

• Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

• Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

• The proctologist called ...they found your head..

• Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.

• Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

• Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

• WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

• Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one..

• Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

• Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

• Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

• Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

• 
  Hang up and drive!!

And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to Canada ...now speak English