@ PRISON-You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK-You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
@ PRISON-You get three fully paid for meals a day
@ WORK-You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON-For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK-For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON-The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK-You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON-You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK-You could get fired for watchingTV and playing games
@ PRISON-You get your own toilet
@ WORK-You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON-They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK-You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ PRISON-All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
@ WORK-You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON-You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK-You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON-You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK-They are called 'managers'
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
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