re: Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a reporter but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
I didn't include his picture because I don't want to perpetuate negative stereotypes
Did he get the job?
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ReplyDeleteI think so.
If it were not politically incorrect, I would speculate that it was a hot female appyling for the job.
ReplyDeleteSo (s)he's a phonetic speller, big deal. Ever consider English isn't his/her first language? Being a phonetic speller isn't bad and says nothing about your intelligence or speaking ability. I'm a phonetic speller and I consider myself quite apt at the English language. Frankly I'm myself, a fan of cheep humor but this just isn't that funny. ._.
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