Everyone has heard that song "Superman Dat Ho" aka "Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy (a teenager). It comes complete with an annoying multi-step dance that all the kids and many adults are doing.
So anyway, do you know what "Superman Dat Ho" means? I didn't, until I received a mass email from my boy. The answer is especially shocking considering it originated in the mouth of a teenage boy.
HERE'S THE EMAIL I RECEIVED
So here's the deal. Most dudes have been in the situation when you've been trying all night to sleep with a certain young lady. Y'all have been messing around for hours and you've tried everything from "I'll still respect you in the morning" to "Just let me put the head in" but she keeps shutting you down hard like a faulty car trunk. Well, according to our songwriter/rapper Soulja Boy, now's the time to give up and "Superman Dat Ho"!!! I'll try to keep this as clean as possible for those of you who read this at work. So basically, you let her fall asleep and you commence to "take things into your own hands", you know, make it a party for one! Hopefully you catch my drift by now. You then "release" on her back while she's sleeping. Next, you take the sheets and cover her up with your little soldiers still on her back. What happens next is actually the funny part! Throughout the night, your liquid love will dry and wind up sticking to the sheet on the lovely lady's back. When she awakens the next morning, she'll stand up with a sheet stuck to her back like a cape! My friend, you have just Supermanned dat ho!!! LOL LOL
It don't get any better than that. I will say that I've never done it but, I can't front, I kinda want to now LOL LOL!!! She has a cape!!! LMBAO! Are you kidding me?!?! Even funnier is that, I came across this little jewel of information cuz my boy B-Hop found out from his teenage cousin! The dude, Soulja Boy, who sings this song is 16!!! What the hell is going on with youth! In the words of Jay-Z, "I'm afraid for the future..."
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So anyway, do you know what "Superman Dat Ho" means? I didn't, until I received a mass email from my boy. The answer is especially shocking considering it originated in the mouth of a teenage boy.
HERE'S THE EMAIL I RECEIVED
So here's the deal. Most dudes have been in the situation when you've been trying all night to sleep with a certain young lady. Y'all have been messing around for hours and you've tried everything from "I'll still respect you in the morning" to "Just let me put the head in" but she keeps shutting you down hard like a faulty car trunk. Well, according to our songwriter/rapper Soulja Boy, now's the time to give up and "Superman Dat Ho"!!! I'll try to keep this as clean as possible for those of you who read this at work. So basically, you let her fall asleep and you commence to "take things into your own hands", you know, make it a party for one! Hopefully you catch my drift by now. You then "release" on her back while she's sleeping. Next, you take the sheets and cover her up with your little soldiers still on her back. What happens next is actually the funny part! Throughout the night, your liquid love will dry and wind up sticking to the sheet on the lovely lady's back. When she awakens the next morning, she'll stand up with a sheet stuck to her back like a cape! My friend, you have just Supermanned dat ho!!! LOL LOL
It don't get any better than that. I will say that I've never done it but, I can't front, I kinda want to now LOL LOL!!! She has a cape!!! LMBAO! Are you kidding me?!?! Even funnier is that, I came across this little jewel of information cuz my boy B-Hop found out from his teenage cousin! The dude, Soulja Boy, who sings this song is 16!!! What the hell is going on with youth! In the words of Jay-Z, "I'm afraid for the future..."
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