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Justin "John" Bieber

My name is Justin Bieber and it has been for 50 years, I am not some punk ass singer homosexual but because some little ass bandit has the same name as me I have to use my middle name. God Dammit I'm a human and I have rights too.


Little girls please stop adding me I am not that little punk ass bitch and stop trying cause he likes dick.


I am Justin Bieber, 50 year old carpenter from Ohio. I currently live in Maine. I like prostitutes, booze, and cigarettes. FUCK KIDS.

11 TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN IT WAS OKAY TO SAY THE "F" WORD

11.  "What the @#$% do you mean, we're sinking?"

        Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 

10 . "What the @#$% was that?" 

        Mayor Of  Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" 

      General Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

     Albert Einstein, 1938 

7. "@#$% you, it does so look like her!"

      Picasso, 1926

6.  "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

      Pythagoras, 126 BC

        

5.   "You want what on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

       Michelangelo, 1566

    

4.  "Where the @#$% are we?"

      Amelia Earhart, 1937

      

3.  "Scattered showers, my @#$% ass!"

      Noah, 4314 BC

2.  "Aw c'mon. Who the @$%#  is going to find out?"

      Monica Lewinsky, 1998

1.  "I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

     Osama Bin Laden, 2011  

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