Monday, December 6, 2010
Kennedy Center Honorees 2010 - Ben Stiller and Jon Stewarts tribute to Bruce Springsteen LMAO!!
Gala will be broadcast on CBS on December 28, 2010 at 9:00-11:00 p.m., ET/PT
Why Is It Sooooo Cold Outside???
Because several white people (for the past 200+ years) said,
"It will be a cold day in Hell, before a black man becomes President."
Enjoy the weather.
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Saturday, December 4, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Joke Of The Week
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.' After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.. So, she turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!' Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving ?'
As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light.' After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.. So, she turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!' Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving ?'
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Bed Intruder Cop Show
In order to get this (laugh)...you have to know the history of Antoine Dodson (google him).
Bed Intruder Cop Show - Watch more Funny Videos
Bed Intruder Cop Show - Watch more Funny Videos
Creative Criminals
White bank robber Conrad Zdzierak nabbed wearing black man mask.
A white bank robber fooled cops with an elaborate Hollywood special effects mask that disguised him as a black man.
Police claim Conrad Zdzierak, 30, used the £450 silicon mask in an audacious string of six bank robberies. Five of the raids took place on the same day, April 9th.
Cops in Springdale, Ohio, released CCTV footage from the banks believing they were searching for an African-American male.
But after a tip-off, officers found Zdzierak staying at a nearby hotel.
The interior of his Volvo was splattered in red dye from an exploding ink pack taken from a bank during one of the hauls, police said.
Officers also discovered the sophisticated mask Zdzierak is suspected of using in the robberies.
Lieutenant Michael Mathis admitted police were fooled by the disguise and said he had never seen anything like it.
He said: "The suspect seen in the surveillance photographs and that we were looking for, we believed to be an African-American male.
"The suspect was actually a white male who was wearing an elaborate disguise."
Zdzierak has been charged with the six robberies and is currently being held on a $ 3million bond.
SOURCE: www.thesun.co.uk
A white bank robber fooled cops with an elaborate Hollywood special effects mask that disguised him as a black man.
Police claim Conrad Zdzierak, 30, used the £450 silicon mask in an audacious string of six bank robberies. Five of the raids took place on the same day, April 9th.
Cops in Springdale, Ohio, released CCTV footage from the banks believing they were searching for an African-American male.
But after a tip-off, officers found Zdzierak staying at a nearby hotel.
The interior of his Volvo was splattered in red dye from an exploding ink pack taken from a bank during one of the hauls, police said.
Officers also discovered the sophisticated mask Zdzierak is suspected of using in the robberies.
Lieutenant Michael Mathis admitted police were fooled by the disguise and said he had never seen anything like it.
He said: "The suspect seen in the surveillance photographs and that we were looking for, we believed to be an African-American male.
"The suspect was actually a white male who was wearing an elaborate disguise."
Zdzierak has been charged with the six robberies and is currently being held on a $ 3million bond.
SOURCE: www.thesun.co.uk
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
NBA OR NFL?
36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 ... repeat 71
Cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21currently are defendants in lawsuits,
And 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.
Can you guess which organization this is?
NBA Or NFL?
Give up yet?
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 ... repeat 71
Cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21currently are defendants in lawsuits,
And 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year.
Can you guess which organization this is?
NBA Or NFL?
Give up yet?
NEITHER.....it's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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