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Christian Cartoons

NOT SURE HOW FUNNY THIS IS.....WE JUST DONT WANT TO LEAVE ANYONE OUT....SO HERE'S SOME HUMOR FOR THE BIBLE THUMPERS.

Joke Of The Week

A wife was dying, with her husband by her side. She said in a tired voice, "There's some things I must confess."

He says, "Shhh There's nothing to confess. Everything's alright."

The wife says, "No I must die in peace. I fucked yo brother, yo best friend, his best friend and yo father."

The husband says, "I know, thats why I poisoned your ass, now close your eyes!"

Black Friday Humor

Naughty Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. :)

Happy Thanksgiving

Bad Boys of Comedy - Rob Stapleton

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California - This is one tall drink of water!



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Arizona - It’s unfortunate that the one strap that is actually working is the one keeping your hair in place.

Texas - Much like how you can determine a tree’s age by its rings, you can also judge the level of “party” in a person by the length of the mullet.

Arizona - So, this is either a cross-dressing nautical enthusiast OR…..well, fill in anything, It really doesn’t matter because none of it will make sense.

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California - Oh! There are just so many colors and patterns and ink and booty. I’m dizzy, I want off this ride.

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Hawaii - Is there any other way to ‘pick’ the best toy?