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Saturday, September 28, 2013
Jimmy Kimmel Spoofs Kanye West BBC Interview
Kanye didn't find it funny. And his subsequent twitter rant was equally amusing. For full coverage of this epic beef....click the link below.
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Joke Of The Week - Square Testicles
An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because she said she had a lot of money
After many lengthy discussions an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The President of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000. The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly," replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are NOT square."
"Done," the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem," said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants, etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came close so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch then.."Of course," said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."
The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Royal Bank of Canada!!"
The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
"Certainly," replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are NOT square."
"Done," the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
"No problem," said the president of the Bank confidently.
That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants, etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige.
The elderly woman came close so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch then.."Of course," said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."
The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Royal Bank of Canada!!"
Friday, September 27, 2013
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Comedians Raise Money To Bury Comedian Louis Avent
Louis Avent, the single father of an 11-year old daughter, made his living as a stand-up comedian.
Fans and friends are encouraged to visit two crowdsourcing websites with the goal of raising $7000.00 to bury and memorialize Avent.
As of late Monday, with three days left, the www.youcaring.com site had raised $853.00 from 27 supporters; the www.tackk.com site does not show fundraising details.
FULL STORY
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Picture Of The Week
This may be the best way I've ever seen....to let a man know you're available. Hilarious and creative....LOVE IT!!
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Best Dad Ever
When I saw this I thought it was hilarious!! This post is dedicated to my Dad (the best dad ever)....who would have been 82 today. We love and miss you dad!!
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Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Saturday, September 7, 2013
Friday, September 6, 2013
Dave Chapelle Says F*ck Hartford
Below is Dave alleged "bombing". The truth is....he just didn't want to deal with rude hecklers. And why should he?
Thursday, August 15, 2013
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