Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
President Obama at The White House Correspondents' Dinner - LMAO!!
I know I'm late with this one. Enjoy!!!
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Mother Goose For Older Folks
Life is short. Break the rules.
Forgive quickly.
Kiss slowly.
Kiss slowly.
Love truly.
Laugh uncontrollably,
and never regret anything.
Laugh uncontrollably,
and never regret anything.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Pennsylvania Police Stories Volume 1
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pittsburgh , PA. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
He replied ' Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled,and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
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A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said,'I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.'
He replied ' Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls.' There was a moment of silence while she smiled,and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
Friday, May 15, 2009
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