Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Job Application


To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,

Pepole really seam to respond

to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start emeditely.

Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.



PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employer's response:

Dear Bryan ,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.

Monday, January 12, 2009

A Chocolate Bar Story


wanted to

So he took Miss

to a

And then to the

Motel on

to show her some

He began to feel her
that were pure

It made her

and it made him want to

He thought, "This is
He let out a

as his

went up her
and caused a

She screamed,"

as she grabbed his

and she squeezed his

Miss said, " you are even better than

To which he replied, "When you're this size they call you

and we'll have some

again. Soon she was a bit

and nine months later she had a

Happy New Year!!!! (better late than never)

Lets start the new year off with a good laugh.