Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Job Application

Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,


I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.


I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..


I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,


Pepole really seam to respond


to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.


I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.


My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start emeditely.


Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.


hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,


BRYAN


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.












Employer's response:




Dear Bryan ,


It's OK honey, we've got spell check.


See you Monday.

Monday, January 12, 2009

A Chocolate Bar Story

One

wanted to

So he took Miss

to a

And then to the

Motel on


to show her some



He began to feel her
that were pure


It made her


and it made him want to




He thought, "This is
,!"
He let out a



as his


went up her
and caused a



She screamed,"
,"

as she grabbed his

and she squeezed his




Miss said, " you are even better than





To which he replied, "When you're this size they call you





Now
and we'll have some

again. Soon she was a bit

and nine months later she had a

Happy New Year!!!! (better late than never)

Lets start the new year off with a good laugh.

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