Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
For those of you that are blind, it says
She told me we couldn't afford
beer anymore and that I would
have to quit.
Then I caught her spending $65
I asked her how come I had to
give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the makeup
to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think she's coming back.
Monday, December 17, 2007
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"And she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife, "They're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."
Saturday, December 15, 2007
These pictures were taken by Michael A. on Thursday Dec 13th 2007. We want to thank him for risking his life to capture the first real storm of 2007. Now its Saturday December 15th and we're bracing for a nor'easter. The joys of living up north.