Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Beer - the other white meat.



For those of you that are blind, it says

She told me we couldn't afford
beer anymore and that I would
have to quit.

Then I caught her spending $65
for makeup.

I asked her how come I had to
give up stuff and she didn't.

She said she needed the makeup
to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.

The Fruitcake Lady - LOL


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DO THESE LIPS TAKE THESE HIPS......

TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED EXTREMITY???????

www.mediatakeout.com reported that last week Beyonce Knowles and Jay Z (aka Sean Carter) got married in a small private ceremony in Paris France.


Monday, December 17, 2007

Tis The Season




CHRISTMAS DIVORCE

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?"And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife, "They're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."

Saturday, December 15, 2007

NEVER DRINK FROM HOTEL GLASSES!!!

The First Winter Storm of 2007- Not So Funny

These pictures were taken by Michael A. on Thursday Dec 13th 2007. We want to thank him for risking his life to capture the first real storm of 2007. Now its Saturday December 15th and we're bracing for a nor'easter. The joys of living up north.














Friday, December 14, 2007

The Three Stages Of A Man's Life

SINGLE



MARRIED



DIVORCED



ANY QUESTIONS ?